yesterday in the car my mom said “theres always the one gay twin out of a pair” and my twin brother and I shot a glance at one another because we’re both the gay twin
Snapchat conversations are hard because eventually you just run out of selfie poses so you end up taking pictures of the couch or something
i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early
YOU PUT THIS IN WORDS
Lana Del Rey songs make me feel sad and nostalgic about things that haven’t happened to me
So yesterday while I was working at the bookstore some girl came up with a barcode tattooed on her wrist. Of course, my first question to her was “Can I scan it?” I guess she had never had it scanned before and was pretty excited about it. She talked about how it was sentimental to her and stuff. I scanned it and she rang up as a bag of Jalapeño Cheetos. She then became livid and, of course, I was dying of laughter.
basically i dont care if you drink smoke or do drugs as long as you can hold a conversation about something besides the fact that you drink smoke or do drugs
SHIT i forgot to get super hot this summer to surprise everyone
Why do i get so flustered around cute boys? It’s like i forget that all men are beneath me
i work in a pharmacy and today my ex came in and saw me and then proceeded to ask me if we sold condoms in bulk trying to make me jealous to which i replied “sorry we dont stock extra small” and i think its fair to say i won that round
Don’t hate on a skinny girl to make curvy girls feel better. Don’t hate on curvy girls to make skinny girls feel better. Just don’t compare body types full stop. It’s hard enough being a young woman in this world, stop making it harder for each other for christ sake.
ayyyyyyyy pizza rolls
do you ever check how much time there’s left of an episode just to make sure they won’t stop there
do you ever just start thinking about sex and zone out for a couple of seconds and stare into space and then you come back and you’re like ah shit i hope no one realised i was thinking about sex just now